Monday, August 21, 2006

Before I start with my ramblings, it has come to my attention that memory,girl friends ..Yeah and Pizzas melt down pretty fast ...so quickly that you find yourself creating another blog(I mean a whole new one!!).Oh !!..if you are still reading the 10th word in this line....Then you know where you are.....

Back to headlines.You know what you get when you mix Vodka,Rum and Gin with a lil' bit of Tool and Meshuggah...Random acts of senseless headbanging multiplied by the number of times I fall of the straight line and by the number of images of an object in front you.Well that's what is supposed to happen if you go by the record..Guess Murphy's law pokes its nose everywhere in life.Now all that continues is phase with boring discussions over how much alcohol is left coupled with same old dialogue ''Pass me the Chivuda'.

Once it gets into your body and sustains itself,any normal person would expect a subtle deviation from normality to the limit where he knows he can't feel anything.Hold up your fingers and start counting, that's '2'....no?? '3' ..no??ok let me close my eyes '5'..bang on right baby.Now before you get to this point you would require a bout full of good music with the right beats then and there to make you loosen those'I 'm gettin so corroded bones'.After that's over,it's time for some nice lil' to and fro movement(No...Not that One) to know if you are still waiting for a cab on a deserted highway or if u are crawled up on the floor thinking about all this.The former means you have got to hit the sack and the latter means the bottle is half empty.What you don't wanna hear now is the sound of a nasal membrane twitching with ecstacy ....Himmesh anyone?...Scientists are yet to fill in the blank in the statment'Don't Drink And Drive'...The gujju seems to do some justice to that when he is in it himself.What you can expect is nothing less fearful than another Hiroshima or Nagasaki.Not surprising enough though,A few typical statements made during these sessions are as follows-:

For the ' I just have Beer Fella':-
1)Is that Vodka or Gin(It finally turns to be a Pure Limca..yeah I know 100 percent concentrated!)...
2)'Arrey Chivuda dena.....
3)I will just have a lil' bit yaar...

For the 'Ok it's time I got high Fella':-
1)Damn,I can still count....
2)Hey hey....Wrong pair of slippers
3)Thoda aur dena yaar
4)Damn,I know I got Whisky too.....

For the 'Dude,Where's My Car Fella':-
1)The occasional visit to the toilet(Sounds cannot be reproduced due to technical difficulties)
2)I think I know who I was 100 years back...Obviously with some heavy emotion
3)Dude,where's my car........Watch the movie If you wanna know the rest..

The 'hangover' you experience the next day differs according to each and every human being's instinct to show off.Sleep Tight.